condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via pizza)

invisibooty:

feministd1rection:

#okay molly ringwald settle the fuck down  

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

(via pizza)

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

(via ravenousclaw)

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via pizza)

officialbigmac:

netflix subtitles are the best

officialbigmac:

netflix subtitles are the best

(via ravenousclaw)

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via pizza)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via pizza)

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(via pizza)

paradoxsocks:

disteal:

sleeepynatural:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Dan look

Can’t you just
Fold it

They taught this to me in girl scouts

(via perchancetodance)

anonclicheusername:

so basically in romeo and juliet, six people died over a love that wasn’t even as strong as troy and gabriella’s

(via ravenousclaw)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via pizza)

jk-im-god-as-fuck:


5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.
jk-im-god-as-fuck:


5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.
jk-im-god-as-fuck:


5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

(via danrdarrenc)